The Goose is trying so hard to be funny lately. He seriously gets upset if you don’t just know he’s trying to be funny. The only two jokes in his repertoire involve a fish with two knees and a hippo who cusses. Kids love animal jokes!
He did get it right the other night, though! Here is Zachary’s first, official joke:
Q: Why did the rubber chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.
If that doesn’t make you laugh you must be dead. He says he just made it up and I’m inclined to believe him. He’s been trying for months!
On a side note, why would I write about auto air conditioning in December? I wouldn’t.
…I want to hear the one about the fish with two knees.
And never mind kids, I find animal jokes funny too!
What do you call a fish with two knees?
I don’t know. What DO you call a fish with two knees? 🙂
A two-knee fish! LOL (say it fast, it’ll make sense)
Look out Will Smith, here comes my Grandson! Gramma think’s your hysterical honey!