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		<title>Zachary&#8217;s first joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 21:37:24 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[The Goose is trying so hard to be funny lately. He seriously gets upset if you don&#8217;t just know he&#8217;s trying to be funny. The only two jokes in his repertoire involve a fish with two knees and a hippo who cusses. Kids love animal jokes! He did get it right the other night, though!...]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Goose is trying so hard to be funny lately. He seriously gets upset if you don&#8217;t just <em>know</em> he&#8217;s trying to be funny. The only two jokes in his repertoire involve a fish with two knees and a hippo who cusses. Kids love animal jokes!</p>
<p>He did get it right the other night, though! Here is Zachary&#8217;s first, official joke:</p>
<blockquote><p>Q: Why did the rubber chicken cross the playground?<br />
A: To get to the other slide.</p></blockquote>
<p>If that doesn&#8217;t make you laugh you must be dead. He says he just made it up and I&#8217;m inclined to believe him. He&#8217;s been trying for months!</p>
<p>On a side note, why would I write about <a href="http://discountcompressor.com/">auto air conditioning</a> in December? I wouldn&#8217;t.</p>
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