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		<title>The Cat Diary</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 13:08:10 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[What are cats really thinking? This diary entry reveals the truth. :)

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<p><strong>Day 983 of my captivity.</strong></p>
<p>My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. </p>
<p>They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. </p>
<p>The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. </p>
<p>Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a &#8216;good little hunter&#8217; I am. Bastards. </p>
<p>There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices last night. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of &#8216;allergies.&#8217; I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage. </p>
<p>Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow &#8212; but at the top of the stairs. </p>
<p>I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released &#8211; and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. </p>
<p>The bird has got to be an informant.. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..</p>
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