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		<title>Just Cruisin&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 01:18:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>melissa</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think I'm going to have to go on at least one more cruise before I can fully form an opinion on whether I like them a lot or not. We had a great time on our first cruise, but the water was so rough I had a tough time getting out of the cabin. There's a lot to love, like the yummy food, all the entertainment, and the ports of call. There are things not to like, as well. <a href="http://www.web-betty-blog.com/1685/just-cruisin/">Read on to find out what I loved, and what I didn't.</a>]]></description>
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<p>Our first cruise. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Okay, that&#8217;s a little dramatic, but our cruise was definitely a tale of two experiences. Overall Chris and I had a great time; unfortunately for both of us we discovered that Melissa gets motion sick when there are 20+ foot swells and the boat moves as if it were a wineglass that was being used to sample a taste of wine. Round and round and round we go&#8230;whee!<br />
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The good news is that when I wasn&#8217;t sleeping in the cabin (thank God for bonine!) I was out having fun. There really is a lot to do on a cruise ship and even though I did see too much of the cabin I did manage to do a little gambling, eat a ton of great food, and win a painting. (I&#8217;m really excited about this painting, even if it is the one Chris didn&#8217;t want. <img src='http://www.web-betty-blog.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' />  )</p>
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<p>The highlight of the cruise was, however, off the boat&#8211;our day excursion to Cozumel was awesome. Chris and I spent a week there several years ago and decided we wanted to take a little walk and find JT&#8217;s house where we had stayed. Of course, we were led on a merry chase each time we asked someone where the mini putt-putt was (JT&#8217;s house is across from it), but we didn&#8217;t mind. We wandered up and down the streets stopping in little shops here and there, drinking cerveza, and soaking up the sun.</p>
<p>In our search for the elusive house we did stumble upon an Irish bar called Kelley&#8217;s, and Kelley was from CO! What a small world. Even better was that  Kelley&#8217;s was only a few blocks from our goal. So a quick tequila and we were off. We did find the house exactly where I remembered it to be <img src='http://www.web-betty-blog.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  across from putt-putt and the pharmacy, with the crazy pharmacy character still out front waving at people.<br />
<div id="attachment_1690" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://www.web-betty-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/the-door.JPG" rel="lightbox" title="The door we were searching for!"><img src="http://www.web-betty-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/the-door-300x236.jpg" alt="The door we were searching for!" title="The door we were searching for!" width="300" height="236" class="size-medium wp-image-1690" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">The door we were searching for!</p></div><br />
On our way back to meet our friends we stopped at a local hole-in-the-wall (literally) and ate a scrumptious lunch of carne asada tacos and chicken tostadas&#8211;Mexicon style, not an Americanized version. All for $5!</p>
<p>After lunch we all meet back up, hopped in our taxi, and made our way to the beach. We ended up at a really nice resort-style place with a great pool, tons of beach chairs (that we didn&#8217;t have to pay for&#8211;even better), and a nice open-air bar. Unfortunately, the water was so rough and the waves were so big that we couldn&#8217;t do any snorkeling. This was a big bummer for the kids. I, however, chose to take advantage of the massage table. I can now say from experience that there is not much that can compare to a massage on the beach, with the sound of the surf, a nice breeze, and Mexican music playing in the background. H-E-A-V-E-N!</p>
<p>There&#8217;s so much more I could write about, but then this post would go on for days. So, here&#8217;s a little more of the good and the bad:</p>
<h3>This was great too</h3>
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<li>Mojitos and moonlight while chatting with the nice couple from Minneapolis, on the Serenity deck.</li>
<li>The comedians were, well, funny.</li>
<li>Shrimp, shrimp, and more shrimp. Fresh shrimp every dinner. YUM!</li>
<li>Fruity umbrella drinks&#8211;rum, fruit, and umbrellas.</li>
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<h3>Not so much</h3>
<ul>
<li>I lost my favorite pair of sunglasses.</li>
<li>The water was so rough. Next time I have to have one of those little patches behind my ear.</li>
<li>Grand Cayman. Sure, it was nice hanging with everyone at the beach for a few hours but the shopping was overrated and the prices were inflated.</li>
<li>The casino sucked. No energy, no enthusiasm, and it took my money.</li>
<li>The price of all those fruity umbrella drinks. You definitely pay for the rum, the fruit, and the umbrellas. <img src='http://www.web-betty-blog.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </li>
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<p>All in all, it was a great way to spend Chris&#8217;s 40th birthday. <em>Thank you Dave and Ivonne, for inviting us to cruise with you and for footing part of the bill.</em> <img src='http://www.web-betty-blog.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<h3>A picture is worth a thousand words</h3>
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		<title>Reaching out, part 2</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 16:01:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>melissa</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Was Web-Betty able to reconnect with ST? Did MM really give ST Web-Betty's number? Will the doctor arrive in time to do the transplant? ;) Read <a href="http://www.web-betty-blog.com/1668/reaching-out-part-2/">Reaching out, part 2</a> to find out!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Let&#8217;s see, where were we? Ah yes, a sunny lunch date back in Denver. <img src='http://www.web-betty-blog.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  If you haven&#8217;t read it yet, you might want to check out <a href="http://www.web-betty-blog.com/1664/reaching-out-part-1/">Reaching out, part 1</a>, which ended like this:</p>
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True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.
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<p><em>&#8230;one sunny September day I received a Facebook message from another old, dear friend that I thought I had lost long ago (we have reconnected via Facebook) asking if I wanted to get together when I was visiting Denver. I was thrilled, and we set a date for lunch. Little did I know how much that lunch would turn out to mean to me.</em><br />
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<h4>Coincidence? I think not.</h4>
<p>So MM and I met for lunch. It was great seeing him and the hour flew by. During that time we did a lot of catching up, and our conversation inevitably led to ST. There were a few of us that had been trying to reconnect with her, but up to this time no one knew what had happened to her. At lunch he shocked me by telling me that only a few days earlier she walked into his best friend&#8217;s work (who also was a super-dear friend of mine), totally out of the blue. Not only that but ST got MM&#8217;s number and had called him, <em>while he was driving to meet me for lunch</em>! Coincidence? I don&#8217;t believe in coincidence.</p>
<p>I didn&#8217;t want to put MM in an uncomfortable position by asking for ST&#8217;s number so I asked him if he would give her my number when they met next week. He said of course he would, and we had to wrap up lunch so I could go back to work. Of course the first few days I couldn&#8217;t check my phone fast enough when it rang to see who was calling, or to see if I hand any missed calls when I was away. After a few weeks, however, I stopped waiting for ST to call. While MM had given ST my number, she obviously didn&#8217;t want to use it. This made me sad, but I understood. Afterall, we&#8217;re talking over 10 years with not so much as a single word. And as I&#8217;ve mentioned. I wasn&#8217;t always the greatest friend.</p>
<p>Fast forward five months. I&#8217;m going about my everyday business when I get a text message from MM asking me for my email address. I quickly sent it to him, but didn&#8217;t dare hope he was asking on behalf of someone else. Why set myself up for that again? So it came as a complete shock when only a day or so later, I get an email from ST stating that she heard I wanted to get in touch with her, and asking me how I was doing. I guess patience really is a virtue!</p>
<p>Since then we&#8217;ve passed a few emails back and forth. They&#8217;re tentative and kind of awkward which is, of course, understandable. ST asked right away if I was trying to reconnect, or if I was just curious about what had happened to her. I felt it was a test question and I didn&#8217;t have the right answer. Which answer did she want? Did she want to reconnect? I know she was probably just reaching out to satisfy her curiosity&#8211;what happened to that selfish girl? Did she end up in prison? Divorced for a second time? A street walker? <img src='http://www.web-betty-blog.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif' alt=':lol:' class='wp-smiley' />  I&#8217;m pretty sure that&#8217;s all she wanted and then she&#8217;d be on her way again. I&#8217;m trying to make sure that doesn&#8217;t happen. I do want to reconnect. I know we&#8217;ll never be as close as we were all of those years ago, but ST was the most important person in my life for many years and I&#8217;m still selfish enough to want to hold on to that.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m hoping there will be a part 3 to this little story. There have been several more emails since I wrote this, and with each email we both seem to be loosening up a bit. Stay tuned. <img src='http://www.web-betty-blog.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> <strong>Similar Posts:</strong>
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		<title>Reaching Out, part 1</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 22:18:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>melissa</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Reaching out. It can be difficult, especially when you are the one who screwed things up by acting like an asshat. We're not talking a little tiff. We're talking about not speaking to your best friend for over a decade. This is part 1 of my tale on reaching out to my best friend from high school and into my 20's. 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><div id="attachment_1672" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 172px"><img src="http://www.web-betty-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/me-circa-1995.jpg" alt="Web-Betty, circa 1995. God, what awful hair!" title="Web-Betty, circa 1995. God, what awful hair!" width="162" height="224" class="size-full wp-image-1672" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Web-Betty, circa 1995. God, what awful hair!</p></div>While you may find this hard to believe, I was not always the awesome, wonderful person you know today. Oh, sure, &#8220;back in the day&#8221; I was fairly awesome and I was pretty wonderful at times; however I was also young, insecure, totally into myself and not always the most thoughtful person. I think this describes the majority of 20-somethings, though some handle those tough finding-myself-at-your-expense years better than others. Alas, I was not one of them. In my quest to discover who I was and who I wanted to be I failed many people and burned many bridges. I hurt people who cared about me. I was dishonest at times, just to get what I wanted. I was selfish. I was young.</p>
<p>I look back with regret on the friendships I have lost; some of them were substantial and one was the most substantial of all. I&#8217;ve tried to move forward as a better person, and to some extent I&#8217;ve succeeded. I&#8217;m not perfect and I have many lessons to learn before I&#8217;m done. but losing some of the most important people in my life made me realize that living selfish and in-the-moment is not as fulfilling as living selfless and for the present (and the future).<br />
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It&#8217;s been over 10 years since I&#8217;ve spoken with my best friend from those days. (She&#8217;s in the pic of me above, but I cropped her out&#8211;I would never post someone&#8217;s pic without consent. <img src='http://www.web-betty-blog.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  ) She&#8217;d had enough of me during my divorce from my first husband (that&#8217;s a story for a different post). I guess she got tired of my behavior, and I can&#8217;t say that I blame her. Of course, there&#8217;s a part of me that thinks if you are truly a friend you stick it out, for better or for worse. I&#8217;d like to say that I would have, but who knows. I was a bit of a selfish bitch 15 years ago and maybe I&#8217;d have had enough of me as well. </p>
<p>15 years later, I still think of her. Not every day, but often enough that she&#8217;s usually very present in my mind. I dream about her a lot too, which is kind of odd (and all you perverts out there can sod off&#8211;they&#8217;re not those kinds of dreams <img src='http://www.web-betty-blog.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif' alt=':lol:' class='wp-smiley' />  ). Since moving to FL four years ago I&#8217;ve often toyed with the idea of trying to get in touch with her. I&#8217;ve even gone so far as Googling her and attempting to find her on Facebook and other networking sites. All to no avail.</p>
<p>Then, one sunny September day I received a Facebook message from another old, dear friend that I thought I had lost long ago (we have reconnected via Facebook) asking if I wanted to get together when I was visiting Denver. I was thrilled, and we set a date for lunch. Little did I know how much that lunch would turn out to mean to me. </p>
<p>I&#8217;m going to leave you in suspense here. I didn&#8217;t realize how long this post had become. Look for part 2 in the next couple of days. <img src='http://www.web-betty-blog.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Why yes, I am bodacious. Thank you for asking.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 19:47:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>melissa</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think that a personal theme song is not a static song, never meant to change. I mean, we're not the same person at 35 that we were at 25, or 15. Instead, a personal theme song changes as we change and move forward with our lives. The theme some of a teenager in love will be vastly different than the theme song for that same person, 20 years later and married with two kids. Ah yes, the theme song of a work-at-home wife and mother of two. 

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Alas, I missed the first week of <a href="http://middleagedsuburbandiva.blogspot.com/2010/02/being-bodacious-chapter-2.html">Being Bodacious</a>. Maybe I&#8217;ll go back later and make it up. Kind of like a homework assignment, only more fun. I wasn&#8217;t about to miss this week, especially since the topic is &#8220;Your Personal Theme Song&#8221;. We all know I&#8217;m a sucker for music-based posts and I&#8217;ve already blogged my <a href="http://www.web-betty-blog.com/559/my-lifes-playlist/">life&#8217;s playlist</a> (as chosen my iTunes). There wasn&#8217;t a theme song, though. That&#8217;s about to be remedied here. <img src='http://www.web-betty-blog.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
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Unfortunately I&#8217;m breaking one of Lovely Janey&#8217;s rules for this post. While this is a song I really <em>like</em>, it&#8217;s not a song I totally <em>love</em>.<sup>1</sup> It is, however, a song that I would have to say is <em>currently</em> my theme song. It is a song that lifts my confidence, makes me hold my head up a little higher, reminds me that &#8220;YES I CAN!&#8221;, and simply reinforces my bodaciousness. Because I&#8217;m A Woman. </p>
<h3>I&#8217;m a Woman (Peggy Lee)</h3>
<p>I can wash out 44 pairs of socks and have &#8216;em hangin out on the line<br />
I can starch &#038; iron 2 dozens shirts &#8216;fore you can count from 1 to 9<br />
I can scoop up a great big dipper full of lard from the drippins can<br />
Throw it in the skillet, go out &#038; do my shopping, be back before it melts in the pan<br />
&#8216;Cause I&#8217;m a woman! W-O-M-A-N, I&#8217;ll say it again</p>
<p>I can rub &#038; scrub this old house til it&#8217;s shinin like a dime<br />
Feed the baby, grease the car, &#038; powder my face at the same time<br />
Get all dressed up, go out and swing til 4 a.m. and then<br />
Lay down at 5, jump up at 6, and start all over again<br />
&#8216;Cause I&#8217;m a woman! W-O-M-A-N, I&#8217;ll say it again</p>
<p>If you come to me sickly you know I&#8217;m gonna make you well<br />
If you come to me all hexed up you know I&#8217;m gonna break the spell<br />
If you come to me hungry you know I&#8217;m gonna fill you full of grits<br />
If it&#8217;s lovin you&#8217;re likin, I&#8217;ll kiss you and give you the shiverin&#8217; fits<br />
&#8216;Cause I&#8217;m a woman! W-O-M-A-N, I&#8217;ll say it again</p>
<p>I can stretch! a green black dollar bill from here to kindom come!<br />
I can play the numbers pay the bills and still end up with some!<br />
I got a twenty-dollar gold piece says there ain&#8217;t nothing I can&#8217;t do<br />
I can make a dress out of a feed bag and I can make a man out of you<br />
&#8216;Cause I&#8217;m a woman! W-O-M-A-N, I&#8217;ll say it again<br />
&#8216;Cause I&#8217;m a woman! W-O-M-A-N, and that&#8217;s all.</p>
<p>Think you&#8217;re bodacious enough for this? Check out <a href="http://middleagedsuburbandiva.blogspot.com/2010/02/being-bodacious-chapter-2.html">The Diva</a> who started it all and link up your own post.<strong>Similar Posts:</strong>
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		<title>Vikings Football!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Jan 2010 16:48:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>melissa</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Junk Drawer]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today is Viking Sunday. A showdown between the Dallas Cowboys and my beloved Minnesota Vikings. The winner playing in the NFC championship next week. This is the Vikings take on the Lord's Prayer. Of course it's been revised as it used to be the Packer's prayer :lol:

SKOL, VIKINGS, LET'S GO!!!

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Our Favre,</p>
<p>Who art in The Dome,</p>
<p>Hallowed be thine arm.</p>
<p>Thy bowl will come,</p>
<p>It will be won.</p>
<p>In The Dome, as it WAS in Lambeau.</p>
<p>And give us this Sunday,</p>
<p>Our weekly win.</p>
<p>And give us many touchdown passes.</p>
<p>But do not let others pass against us.</p>
<p>Lead us not into frustration,</p>
<p>But deliver us from self-destruction.</p>
<p>For thine is the MVP, the best of the NFC,</p>
<p>and the glory of the Purple and Gold,</p>
<p>now and forever.</p>
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		<title>When all else fails, go for the meme!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jan 2010 03:12:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>melissa</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Don't tell anyone, but I do like a good meme. It gives me an opportunity to talk mostly about myself, and I can pretend that <em>someone</em> out there cares. I try not to go for the basic meme, (I guess I'm a meme snob) but instead I like 'em a little more unusual. So today I bring you the Who, What, Why, Where, When and Would meme. Because there's a little reporter inside us all.  <a href="http://www.web-betty-blog.com/1603/when-all-else-fails-go-for-the-meme">Read on...</a>]]></description>
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<p>Sometimes, even when there is a lot going on, I don&#8217;t want to blog about it. Am I lazy? Probably. Have I spent enough time living my day-to-day life, that to relive it here is a nuisance? Yep. Do I still like to hear myself write?<sup>1</sup> You know I do! So tonight I&#8217;m not going to bore you with how Jonah is <span class="lineThru">mostly</span> potty-trained, or how Zachary is reading at an almost 3rd grade level,<sup>2</sup> or how lives have adjusted since mom&#8217;s been back. Nope. Instead, it&#8217;s time for a meme!  It&#8217;s the Who, What, Why, Where, When and Would meme.</p>
<p>Would I? Maybe. Who goes there? Who knows. What is that?! Read on, and maybe you&#8217;ll find out!<br />
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<h3>Who</h3>
<p><strong>&#8230;is easy to love?</strong></p>
<p style="margin-left:40px;">
My boys, of course.
</p>
<p><strong>&#8230;do you just wanna smack?</strong></p>
<p style="margin-left:40px;">
My boys, of course.
</p>
<p><strong>&#8230;do you trust?</strong></p>
<p style="margin-left:40px;">
Chris. I&#8217;ve never met anyone more trustworthy in my life.
</p>
<p><strong>&#8230;do you talk to when you&#8217;re alone?</strong></p>
<p style="margin-left:40px;">
The voices in my head? My Rice Krispies? Hmm, since I&#8217;m mostly alone I feel like this is a trick question.
</p>
<h3>What</h3>
<p><strong>&#8230;dangerous things do you do while driving?</strong></p>
<p style="margin-left:40px;">Check my iPhone directions. I&#8217;m too cheap to pay for the turn-by-turn app.
</p>
<p><strong>&#8230;would you never, ever, ever give up?</strong></p>
<p style="margin-left:40px;">
Red wine. Ever.
</p>
<p><strong>&#8230;is Satan&#8217;s last name?</strong></p>
<p style="margin-left:40px;">
Tesh. As in John Tesh. I believe that man is <em>truly</em> evil.
</p>
<p><strong>&#8230;is the last thing that moved you?</strong></p>
<p style="margin-left:40px;">
A crazy wave of nostalgia that took my breathe away and brought me to tears.
</p>
<p><strong>&#8230;is the freakiest thing in your house?</strong></p>
<p style="margin-left:40px;">
My mother. <img src='http://www.web-betty-blog.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' />
</p>
<h3>When</h3>
<p><strong>&#8230;is it time to turn over a new leaf?</strong></p>
<p style="margin-left:40px;">
When the old one is too dried up and shrivelly to hide behind.
</p>
<p><strong>&#8230;will you be all that you can be?</strong></p>
<p style="margin-left:40px;">
Probably never. I am, after all, human.<sup>3</sup>
</p>
<p><strong>&#8230;is enough enough?</strong></p>
<p style="margin-left:40px;">
When I find out I&#8217;ll let you know.
</p>
<p><strong>&#8230;do you go to the dark side?</strong></p>
<p style="margin-left:40px;">
That is between me and Chris. <img src="http://statics.plurk.com/aabbc82c2b0dc72bfbce2f82c97a95e8.gif"  style="background:none;" class="wp-smiley">
</p>
<h3>Where</h3>
<p><strong>&#8230;are your pants?</strong></p>
<p style="margin-left:40px;">
On the floor with my socks, bra and shirt.
</p>
<p><strong>&#8230;is your last will and testament?</strong></p>
<p style="margin-left:40px;">
Uh, if I had one, it would be in the fireproof safe? (Is that the correct answer?) <img src='http://www.web-betty-blog.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_confused.gif' alt=':???:' class='wp-smiley' />
</p>
<p><strong>&#8230;is your junk food stash?</strong></p>
<p style="margin-left:40px;">
I&#8217;m actually not much of a junk food eater, so I don&#8217;t have one. Now if you asked about my liquor stash, that would be another story. <img src='http://www.web-betty-blog.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' />
</p>
<p><strong>&#8230;are you the happiest?</strong></p>
<p style="margin-left:40px;">
This is where I&#8217;m supposed to say something sweet like &#8220;<em>Anywhere as long as I&#8217;m with my family,</em>&#8221; or something equally schmaltzy. And this is true as long as <em>anywhere</em> is on a beach, with a fruity drink in my hand and a cabana boy.
</p>
<h3>Why</h3>
<p><strong>&#8230;are there no seat belts on school buses?</strong></p>
<p style="margin-left:40px;">
The same reasons school programs are cut, teachers are laid off, and there&#8217;s no more art class. MONEY.
</p>
<p><strong>&#8230;are musicians sexy and plumbers aren&#8217;t?</strong><br />
<div id="attachment_1619" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 298px"><img src="http://www.web-betty-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/plumber.jpg" alt="Plumber" title="Plumber" width="288" height="289" class="size-full wp-image-1619" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Plumber</p></div><br />
<div id="attachment_1620" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 298px"><img src="http://www.web-betty-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/sting.jpg" alt="Musician" title="Musician" width="288" height="279" class="size-full wp-image-1620" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Musician</p></div><br />
Do I really need to answer that?</p>
<p><strong>&#8230;did the chicken cross the road?</strong></p>
<p style="margin-left:40px;">
To prove to the possum it could actually be done!
</p>
<p><strong>&#8230;do we revere athletes more than teachers?</strong></p>
<p style="margin-left:40px;">
Here&#8217;s a better question&#8230;why do we revere athletes more than our family?
</p>
<h3>Would You</h3>
<p><strong>&#8230;swim the English channel for a doughnut and coffee? If not, what?</strong></p>
<p style="margin-left:40px;">
Hell no! I hate doughnuts. I might, however, for a Brewery Bar II chile relleno smothered in their green chili!
</p>
<p><strong>&#8230;forgive someone who deliberately hurt you?</strong></p>
<p style="margin-left:40px;">
Isn&#8217;t that the job description for wife and parent?
</p>
<p><strong>&#8230;rather believe a lie if it hurt you <em>less</em> than the truth?</strong></p>
<p style="margin-left:40px;">
Unfortunately I live with the most honest man on the planet and two kids. That&#8217;s not even an option.
</p>
<p><strong>&#8230;still need me, would you still feed me, when I&#8217;m 64?</strong><sup>4</sup></p>
<p style="margin-left:40px;">
That depends. Will you need to be fed with a spoon?
</p>
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<h4>More on the subject...</h4<ol class="footnotes"><li id="footnote_0_1603" class="footnote">Figure that one out yourself.</li><li id="footnote_1_1603" class="footnote">He&#8217;s only in first grade, BTW.</li><li id="footnote_2_1603" class="footnote">Seriously, look at Tiger Woods. <img src='http://www.web-betty-blog.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' />  </li><li id="footnote_3_1603" class="footnote">I know, I know, it&#8217;s <em>will</em> you still need me&#8230;</li></ol>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>A Flurry of Activity</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 05:28:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>melissa</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celebrations]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Who can play mommy, Santa, wife, Web Goddess, and Domestic Diva all at once? I don't know, but if you find her, send her to my house. The 2009 holiday season was a busy one. It was good, but busy! <a href="http://www.web-betty-blog.com/1579/a-flurry-of-activity/">Read on...</a>]]></description>
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<img src="http://www.web-betty-blog.com/wp-content/themes/irresistible/images/quotes.png" align="left" style="border:none;" /><br />
Life moves pretty fast. If you don&#8217;t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
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<p>I would like to say that I took Ferris&#8217;s advice, and looked around once in a while over the holiday season. That, however, would be a big, FAT lie. There was simply too much to do. That&#8217;s not to say that I didn&#8217;t enjoy the holidays&#8212;I enjoyed them very much. I was just very busy which is really ironic, since I had 12 days off.<sup>1</sup> Let&#8217;s see where all the time went.<br />
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First stop, Thanksgiving</p>
<p>We had a really nice Thanksgiving, even if Chris did try to add his thumb to the stuffing. If you don&#8217;t take anything away from this post, take this away: iPod, cleaver, onions, 80s dance moves&#8212;they <strong>do not </strong> go together! Injury aside, it was a blessed day with FL family, and we all ate way too much (sans Johnson thumb).</p>
<div id="attachment_1586" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://www.web-betty-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/zachary-and-jonah-tgiving-2009.jpg" rel="lightbox" title="Zachary and Jonah ham it up for the camera"><img src="http://www.web-betty-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/zachary-and-jonah-tgiving-2009-300x225.jpg" alt="Zachary and Jonah ham it up for the camera" title="Cheese!" width="300" height="225" class="size-medium wp-image-1586" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Zachary and Jonah ham it up for the camera</p></div>
<p>Once November came to a close we rushed right in to December, and the arrival of mom. Things just weren&#8217;t working out in Denver. Mom&#8217;s friend passed away earlier in the year forcing her to move, and putting her out of a job at the same time. In this economy it&#8217;s tough to look for work and mom ran out of options. So we asked her to come back to FL, either for an extended visit or for the long haul, if we can manage not to kill each other. <img src='http://www.web-betty-blog.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Work was as busy as always with fun projects and interesting clients, both with eCollege and freelance. While December is usually a slower work month, since I had to take all of my vacation and personal time or lose it, I only worked 14 days. That would explain my workload, lol! Add to that a Christmas program, Christmas Eve, Christmas, New Year&#8217;s and Jonah&#8217;s birthday, and you&#8217;ve got &#8220;Wham! Bam! Thank you, Ma&#8217;am!&#8221; I can tell you this, it&#8217;s not easy playing mommy, Santa, Web Goddess, wife, daughter, and <span class="lineThru">dominatrix</span>, uh, wife.<sup>2</sup></p>
<p>Christmas did seem to come and go, but it wasn&#8217;t a total blur. We enjoyed a wonderful Christmas Eve at Nana&#8217;s house. It was nice having so much family, mom included. Christmas morning brought another flurry of gifts, including a full-size telescope for Zachary and a plethora of Star Wars ships, figures, and clothing for Jonah. The gift that stole the show, however, was Rock Band 2. In a word, it ROCKS!!&nbsp;<sup>3</sup>  I don&#8217;t know who loves it more, Chris and I, or Zachary. We have had so much fun playing it. I even received the The Beatles version as a gift and it is <strong>awesome</strong>! Now that vacation has passed it&#8217;s been tough putting Rock Band on the back burner. I think we&#8217;re bummed out more than The Goose. <img src='http://www.web-betty-blog.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':-D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>After Christmas we had Jonah&#8217;s birthday. I thought the stores had run out of Star Wars items, but if they did it&#8217;s because we bought everything. He won&#8217;t run out of Star Wars things until he&#8217;s an adult and by then he can sell them for a profit. It was awesome watching Jonah run around the house playing with the Millenium Falcon and Yoda. At 3 he actually flies them around and plays with them. Is that odd? Of course not!</p>
<div id="attachment_1597" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://www.web-betty-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/jonah-blows-out-the-candles.jpg" rel="lightbox"><img src="http://www.web-betty-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/jonah-blows-out-the-candles-300x244.jpg" alt="Jonah blows out his candles" title="Jonah blows out his candles" width="300" height="244" class="size-medium wp-image-1597" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Jonah blows out his candles</p></div>
<p>And there you have it. A flurry of activity in six short weeks. Or six long weeks, depending on how you look at it.</p>
<p>I hope you all had a wonderful Christmas and New Year&#8217;s. I hope that 2010 is happy, prosperous, fulfilling and fun. I hope that all my family and friends get everything they deserve in this new year, and in many new years to come.</p>
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<h4>More on the subject...</h4<ol class="footnotes"><li id="footnote_0_1579" class="footnote">That doesn&#8217;t include the other 3+ days I had off earlier in the month <img src='http://www.web-betty-blog.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif' alt=':lol:' class='wp-smiley' />  </li><li id="footnote_1_1579" class="footnote">Wait, I said wife already, didn&#8217;t I?</li><li id="footnote_2_1579" class="footnote">Is that why it&#8217;s called ROCK Band?</li></ol>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>FLEC Christmas Program, 2009</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Dec 2009 23:37:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>melissa</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The FLEC 2009 Christmas program was my favorite one so far (of course, Zachary has only been in two). Having it at Forest Lake Church was certainly nice, and the live orchestra added that extra special something.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is there anything more <span class="lineThru">agonizing</span> exciting than a Christmas program performed by grades kindergarten through 3rd? I thought not. <img src='http://www.web-betty-blog.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' />  This year&#8217;s FLEC Christmas Program was held at the church instead of the school, which made for a very nice atmosphere. All of the kids looked great in their white shirts and ties, the live student orchestra was wonderful, and everyone sounded so nice.</p>
<p>In his usual, exuberant manner, Zachary sang with all of his voice, heart and body. I am very proud of him and his performance, and I hope that he always finds such joy in song and dance. <strong>Similar Posts:</strong>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 05:06:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>melissa</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ah yes, Tuesday again. That means some random Tuesday  thoughts. This week we'll cover my possibly broken toe, the inability of Winn-Dixie employees to read the birthdate off an ID (hence the scanning of them now), tomatoes as a fruit, and how freaking cool I'm discovering my MacBook Pro is.

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<p>I swear I just did this. Ah well, as they say, Carpe Flies, no. Seize the fish. No, Time Flies&#8212;That&#8217;s the one! Speaking of <em>Carpe Diem</em> I have to give a great big SHOUT OUT to sweet <a href="http://www.plurk.com/citizenjaney">Citizen Janey</a>! She completed this: <a href="http://www.womenshalfmarathon.com/course.html">The Women&#8217;s Half Marathon</a>. And let me tell you, the time she completed it in, well it would have taken me a hell of a lot longer. Who am I kidding? I wouldn&#8217;t have lasted 10 minutes! <strong>YOU ARE AN INSPIRATION JANEY!</strong></p>
<p>But enough about her. Let&#8217;s talk about my week.<br />
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I  think I broke my toe a few weeks ago. Here&#8217;s a tip: don&#8217;t leave a case of 32-count diet soda sitting in an unexpected place in your kitchen, and then go wandering around for a snack <span style="text-decoration:line-through;"> after a few pints</span> after the kids have gone to bed. I also don&#8217;t recommend re-banging it on the bunk beds a week later. Damn boys need to start changing their own sheets!</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t actually know for certain if it&#8217;s broken, but since the family has been to see Aunt Ivonne three times in as many weeks, I figure I&#8217;d give her a break. I do know for certain that being off the weight loss drugs has really sucked. Yes, I&#8217;ve gained a little weight back. I&#8217;m not up to where I was at my &#8216;peak&#8217; but I&#8217;m up enough to be uncomfortable in my clothes. Could someone out there <em>please</em> tell me how to fit in 50 hours of work, domestic <span style="text-decoration:line-through;">slavery</span> duties, making sure two boys are fed, clothed, bathed and put to  bed AND fit in an hour a day of Wii Fit??? I know the Miller Lite&#8217;s not helping (my waistline anyway, but I have two boys who are still breathing), but I&#8217;m sure if I could counteract it with some exercise I&#8217;d be ahead of the game (or at least able to keep up). If there is anyone out there who knows the secret, I beg of you, tell me what it it!!</p>
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<img src="http://www.web-betty-blog.com/wp-content/themes/irresistible/images/quotes.png" align="left" style="border:none; margin-right: 4px;" />Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in fruit salad.
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<p>I do know that stress is contributing to it a little bit. I&#8217;m a stress-dinner-eater. By the time dinner rolls around I&#8217;m so ready for my day to be almost over and I&#8217;m ready to relax that I shovel my dinner in. I know I should monitor my portions, not take seconds, put my fork down between bites, yadda yadda yadda. Unfortunately, there <u>is</u> a difference between knowledge and wisdom.<sup>1</sup> </p>
<p>As I&#8217;m coming back to this, I just finished dinner. Yep, there was some stress eating involved. *sigh* Maybe tomorrow. For tonight I&#8217;m going to put the boys to bed and get myself a glass of wine. Zachary is on vacation, so by extension, so am I. It&#8217;s just easier to take the week off when he&#8217;s home for five days. We went to a wrap place for lunch while waiting for my car<sup>2</sup> and the girl behind the counter, while looking pointedly at me, asked Zachary if he was on a break. No, silly girl. I keep him home to do the domestic chores. Who else would do all of our laundry? But thanks for asking. Really, it is your business.<sup>3</sup></p>
<p>Oh yes, I was talking about wine. The boys are now in bed so it&#8217;s time. I bought my bottle of wine at Winn-Dixie tonight and they actually had me remove my ID from its holder and they scanned it. WTF!?  I don&#8217;t like the idea of the grocery store scanning my ID every time I buy a bottle of wine or some Miller Lite. And don&#8217;t give me that BS about it reading my age. If the cashier can&#8217;t READ my age, they shouldn&#8217;t be in a position to determine if I&#8217;m old enough to purchase a bottle of wine. Big Brother is watching, from Winn Dixie.</p>
<p>I have no segue here, but I have to say I&#8217;m trying to learn more and get the most out of my MacBook Pro. Since I&#8217;ve started reading Mac|Life and Macworld, I&#8217;ve realized I have not even scratched the surface with all the cool shit this computer can do. I&#8217;ve installed some great apps (most of &#8216;em free), I&#8217;ve made changes to make the most of my doc, spaces and exposé, and I&#8217;m seriously enjoying my upgrade to Snow Leopard. Of course Snow Leopard would totally rock if my company&#8217;s exchange server was up-to-date so I could take advantage of SL&#8217;s newly integrated exchange support, but I guess a girl can&#8217;t have it all.</p>
<p>So that&#8217;s the past week of randomness. Would you like some more? Be sure to check out <a href="http://www.theunmom.com/">The UnMom</a>. She&#8217;s as cool as me, lol!<strong>Similar Posts:</strong>
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<h4>More on the subject...</h4<ol class="footnotes"><li id="footnote_0_1489" class="footnote">Sometimes I know the difference between knowledge and wisdom and sometimes I ignore it!</li><li id="footnote_1_1489" class="footnote">My car is another blog: if you really want to read about it check out at <a href="http://saabblaag.blogspot.com">The Saab Blaag</a>.</li><li id="footnote_2_1489" class="footnote">Okay, Zachary only has to do all of the domestic chores when he&#8217;s home on break, like this week for Thanksgiving. <img src='http://www.web-betty-blog.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' />  </li></ol>]]></content:encoded>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 02:37:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>melissa</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ It's random Tuesday. That's how I can relate Wordpress, domesticity, The Good Wife, Ken Ober, Pizza Hut and WriteRoom all in one post! Oh, and my blogging slump. Hopefully that is over!

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><div id="attachment_1465" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 210px"><img src="http://www.web-betty-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/randomtuesday.jpg" alt="Random Tuesday" title="Random Tuesday" width="200" height="79" class="size-full wp-image-1465" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Random Tuesday</p></div>It&#8217;s random Tuesday. I know, I&#8217;m late to the party. Sue me. But I have been taking notes this week so I&#8217;m ready. First I have to say that I hope I&#8217;m on the tail end of my blogging slump. I really enjoy putting my piece of mind out there (little as it may be) but lately<sup>1</sup> I have just been too damn busy. Of course I&#8217;m not the only blogger on the planet who works, has kids, lives in a messy house and is avoiding  piles of laundry. I just don&#8217;t know how the rest of you manage blogging too. Maybe it&#8217;s the wine. I hope not, because if it comes to blogging or wine, well, sayonara WordPress!<br />
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While we&#8217;re on the subject of domesticity, does anyone else hate grocery shopping as much as I do? I mean, I really, really hate going grocery shopping. It&#8217;s kind of an odd think to dislike so strongly, especially since I love food so much. Okay, I love food that I don&#8217;t have to cook. Maybe that&#8217;s the problem.</p>
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<p>Since I hadn&#8217;t been grocery shopping in awhile, we ordered pizza from Pizza Hut  the other night. I actually ordered our dinner online.<sup>2</sup> I was filling out the form and signing up for the first time<sup>3</sup> when I noticed the &#8220;Don&#8217;t know your zip code?&#8221; option. I may not be a brain surgeon, but really? Don&#8217;t know your zip code? How is that really possible?</p>
<p>I did make dinner tonight. Spaghetti. A family favorite and easy to make. All the moms reading this know exactly what I&#8217;m talking about. Now  it&#8217;s nice and peaceful, with the boys in bed and Chris out playing poker. I&#8217;m enjoying a nice glass (or 3) of wine and watching what is becoming my new favorite show on TV. The Good Wife. If you haven&#8217;t watched this show you are truly missing out. This is one of the best new dramas on the tube. I didn&#8217;t really like Julianna Margulies in ER&#8212;I thought she was a stuck-up whiny bitch. But she&#8217;s fantastic in this. The stories are interesting and the cases are fresh. Sorry, I stopped to watch. You really should be watching too. </p>
<p>So I&#8217;m composing this blog masterpiece, not in WordPress, but in WriteRoom. I will copy and paste all of this sacred text into WP when I&#8217;m finished, but I love that WR completely covers my screen and leaves me with nothing except a green blinking curser. A cursor just waiting to be moved by my amazing prose.</p>
<p>Speaking of WordPress, I&#8217;m really enjoying 2.8. I know, I&#8217;m late to the party again, but I only upgraded a few months ago. Sometimes I avoid change. Anyway, while composing my last post in WP I noticed the Quick Post option. Quick post, really? How does that work exactly? I couldn&#8217;t compose a quick post if you gave me a timer, 20 minutes all to myself, and a pre-written script. Something tells me I will not ever be using the WP quick post. </p>
<p>But while we&#8217;re discussing WP, I do LOVE the WP app for my iPhone. I&#8217;ve already composed three drafts. Maybe one of them will see the light of day.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m so happy that I&#8217;ve kept a random list the past week. I actually have more randomness than I think is wise to put in one post. But that&#8217;s the beauty of random. I can save it for next week. I will leave you with one last random thing. I was really sad to hear about the death of Ken Ober. The 80&#8217;s MTV show Remote Control was one of my favorites. And while it was the birth of all things I loathe about MTV now (like no music television), I loved the game and watching the then- young Colin Quinn, Adam Sandler and Denis Leary. RIP Ken Ober. RIP.</p>
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