ZOJ at 3

Zachary Osgood Johnson: perspective from the life of a 3-year old.

On growing up…
“I’m a big people to drive with daddy.”

On Vertigo, by U2…
“I just love that song!”

On unfamiliar words from Sesame Street…
“Peep—that’s a funny word!”

On the movie “A Bug’s Life”…
“I just don’t like those mean grasshoppers.”

On wearing his bicycle helmut…
“I’m protecting my noggin!”

On mowing Gigi’s lawn…
“I’m sweatin’ my butt off!”

On stress…
“I want my binky!”

On writing all over himself…
“These are actually tattoos.”

On having a baby…
“But we have to pick one out.”

On Uncle Cory living in Miami…
“Why does Uncle Cory live in your ami?”

On where babies come out…
“Why don’t they come out of your butt? That’s a bigger hole.”

On what makes a car go fast…
“…circle lights and a spoiler, baby!” (in his best Dick Vitale voice)